🐟 🚌GLINDA'S SALMON SEA-CRET 🧜🏼♀️🍣
Confession!!!! Glinda has been holding a deep sea-cret that -----for no apparent reason... for over 3 years now---- @glindathegoodbus's FOR YOU Page on Instagram is randomly, absurdly, enchantingly, hilariously, and of course most mystically--- almost entirely SALMON SASHIMI!!!!!!
Our normal feed? NYC fun-makers in action, magical munchkins living your best lives, fellow busses and art cars out in the wild, and sparkly inspirational goodness galore!
Our recommendations page? Why of course it is a surreal slurpy amass of salmon sashimi in every shape, size, form, cut and mouth-watering combination. Could not make this up! Glinda's got raw fish recipes rawdogging the recommended reels, infinite ikura caviar spilling blissfully over the edges bowls and instagram photos themselves, omega-3 OMG moments on tap, PURE magical magnificent SALMON giving main character energy in sushi platters all around the world!
At the 44th Annual Mermaid Parade we are coming out of the ocean closet.... and hitting the Coney Island shores proudly embracing our raw, real, radical Inner Instagram Salmon! We shall feed and feast on our fyp-feed Beast! 🩷🧡🩷🧡🩷
This year, Glinda the Good Bus is swimming upstream
✨ Silver sparkle on the outside, pink and luscious on the inside… ✨
Feasting on a chef-prepped sushi extravaganza
....Embodying the finspirational qualities of Salmon to spiritually tap into the species... from group navigation and decision making, to competitive spawning (read: slutty sexy salmon folk come forth!), to making...the Ultimate Sacrafice!
All this culminating in the Mermaid Parade 2026 for a spiritual sashimi safari like no other.
💗 A SALMON SASHIMI FANTASY 💗
Glinda becomes a BUS SIZED SALMON.
Her scales sparkle. Her spirit swims.
Inside her belly… a secret sushi sanctuary awaits.
🍣 A Pink palace, a Salmon Sashimi Feast
🌀 Dine on the freshest sashimi in all the mermaid lands.
🌀 Sip oceanic elixirs with your fellow fish-folk.
🌀 Groove to wasabi-laced beats.
This is the inner circle of oceanic elegance.
A culinary cruise through mermaid royalty.
🐠 TO JOIN:
✨ $88 includes:
Get dressed and shimmering-ready at Before & Afters in East Williamsburg, cruise on Glinda the Good Bus to Coney Island, enjoy an all-you-can-eat access to the sashimi feast, salmon-soul ceremony, and a guaranteed spot on the bus during the Mermaid parade! (Limited to 16 spots)
✨ $1000 Salmon Royal Throne: VIPink Couch Roof Seat during the parade for 3-5 people! Guarantee your fins won't get tired, perch in the salmon belly spotlight of the parade! This helps cover the sashimi feast, cooling, service. (ONE available)
✨ $23 to join up in Coney Island! Swim upstream with Glinda in the Mermaid Parade, enjoy luscious bites of sashimi, get aboard if/when there's room. Munchkins let's show up and show out!
🩶🐟🪩 Dress code: SILVER! Shimmery silver scales, iridescent sparkle spectacular, ocean disco glam. And this is very important: NO OUTER PINK!!! (We are only pink on the inside)
Seats are limited. Sacred. Sushified and Sushi FED!
Glinda Goes Salmon
Mermaid Parade 2026